ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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