Sry I called you an 8
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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