Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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