Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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