quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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