Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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