i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
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