Sponge bath it is.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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