loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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