yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
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I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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