I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
and you fell through a lawn chair
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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