I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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