I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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