32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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