Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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