You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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