so explain again why im purple
no
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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