Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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