Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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