She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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