Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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