There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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