Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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