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I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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