i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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