no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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