I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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