I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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