I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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