Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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