we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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