Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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