what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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