i was born a porn star she said
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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