that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
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Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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