Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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