Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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