Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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