Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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