I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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