Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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