That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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