Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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