vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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