Having a random hookup so left but love u
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
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you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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