is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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