That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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