white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I could have mohawked her pubes.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize