i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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