You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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