Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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